Items
Plums
You and plums both can shrivel up and turn into prunes.
Prickly Pear
Oh, these? Yeah, I only got poked 76 times harvesting them all. Light work, no reaction.
Watermelon
Don't buy the seedless ones, I wanna spit them thangs directly at your face for funsies.
Banana
Doesn't get any better than a bananer, folks.
Autumn Fruit
Harvested in spring, actually. Yeah, I don't know.
Arewolup
If you can get past the bad smell, the flesh is even worse. Enjoy!
Apple
Finally, some good f*ckin' fruit.
Abyss Pear
Enjoy your trip to the abyss just for some stinky pears!
Ocean Aubergine
These aren't even eggplants. They're fruit lookalikes. And blue!
Blimpfruit
Well, they can't float aimlessly in the sky just to pop and crash. But they're edible, so.
Pungus
This is actually Vythrosa's sweetest fruit and very hard to eat by itself.
Jamheart Berries
Show your partner some love by getting them these sweet, heart shaped fruits!
Grapes
Accidentally horked one of these down so fast I almost choked to death.
Green Grapes
Only weirdos prefer these over regular grapes.
Ghierberry
More of a weed than a fruit, these things are EVERYwhere.
Pumpkin
You could make a pie, make a jack-o-lantern, or throw it at your neighbor who won't stop picking your petunias.
Zucchini
I had a nightmare people were making spaghetti with these things. Hm? You have some bad news?
Yam
I yam looking forward to some sweet potato casserole.
Wildgreens
Plucked fresh out of my backyard! And my neighbor's, and my other neighbors... I need a lot.
Wild Peppers
They taste more minty than one would expect, but they're still spicy.
